very friendly, talented and experianced person. "Kuch to hai mujhe baat mere jalwe wah kya kamal, jo bhi deakhe mujhpe hai fida. Jaisa main cahu waisa ban jau, masti, mohabaat, main naachu main gaau, dhoom machaau. Rok sako to roko mujhe. yeau to hai mere kai chehre hajar phir bhi hajaro me 1 hu main yaar. humse takarao ge to chuur chuur ho jaoge. Masti ke saath dil ke misaj humko hai sab kuch maaf.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Dimag Lagao
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )----A good one
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning.
This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!
*OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987*
*ESSAY QUESTION*
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer: This is courage
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Zhakas Questions For MBA Students.
Lets Start Using Your Brain.
1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?
3. I went to bed at eight 8 o clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine 9 o clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?
4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?
7. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
8. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark ?
9. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later,What is the name of the driver?
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1. All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.
2. 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o clock, then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o clock, they will be taken in 1 hour.
3. 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m.
4. 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.
5. 9 live sheep.
6. The match.
7. 2 apples.
8. None. It was Noah, not Moses.
9. YOU are the driver.